Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Tips

Tips to survive a zombie apocalypse:

1) This is the singular, most absolute thing to take note of. I cannot stress the point enough. Do. Not. Get. Yourself. Bitten. I mean, there's no point surviving the apocalypse as a zombie is there? Now that it's over, let's run through the more minor details.

2) Do not enter any buildings. Never ever. Dark buildings always contain a zombie army. Bright buildings always contain the final bosses.

3) The more friends you have with you, the higher the chances of you turning into a zombie.

4) Do not have a showdown with any zombies that are twice your size and is armed with a bloody axe as big as the zombie.

5) Start playing zombie apocalypse games now. It will help you in the future.

6) One of the predicted doomsday cause is a nuclear war. Another is zombie breakout. You know zombie breakout is there on the list for a reason. Oh, there is always a reason.

7) Always have a gun in your house. If your state forbid guns, get a teddy bear. At least you get to hug something other than rotting flesh before you die.

8) Double-tap.

9) Contrary to popular belief, zombies do not die when you shoot them in the head. Zombies act on more baser human needs. Try shooting them in the stomach, or in the **** instead.

10) They level up as you level up. Oh yes, havent you noticed that the zombies grow stronger when you start to find stronger weapons? The trick is to remain low enough level, such that the zombies attacks will do insignificant damage on your HP.

11) If you meet a main character, or someone that remotely resembles a main character, you are fated to die. No helping it.

*) The above set of tips do not apply to you unless you are a main protagonis. Even then, there are game overs.

**) If I missed any points, I'll add them as they come to my mind. If you are reading this post during a zombie apocalypse, it's probably to late to consult any tips.

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